Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The S Word

SNOW SNOW, the S word is SNOW. So now that you know what is, I am sure you agree that this is the worst thing about winter hands down. One snow only comes when it rains and it is freezing cold at least 32 degrees.( I know Evan Taylor likes this fact) When the snow comes the first thing that i think we all feel is that its a lot colder out when we can see snow. Even if the its not as bad outside the snow mentally attacks you and makes you feel so cold. Then when the snow comes there is always that one jerk that wants to throw a snow ball and then that start a snowball fight,when all you were trying to do was make it back to the dorm from library, or make it to the cafe or something so innocent. I'll say that one or two of these are fun but then after your done pretending that the snowballs are like bullets that will kill on contact, you start to realize the signs from your body. First you notice that your hands are freezing most likely do to the fact that you were not wearing gloves, smart move when joining in the fight of throwing ice. Also your clothes are now wet from getting hit with snow or jumping out the way of flying ice and landing on the snow covered ground. Then there is always that slight chance that you hit someone that is just walking by, and everyone gets that ooh face and some people drop the snow like they were not part of the fight. Then the kid that threw the snow ball that hit the third party is still in the throwing stance because they knew when it left their hand this was not going to end well. The thing about snow is that it hides the scary shit, yes ice.The worst part of snow is the fucking ice that can be anywhere and strike at any time. You know when your walking and you see someone who slides and catches themselves, but then in the back of your head your thinking crap i'm going to slip on ice and look like an idiot in front of everyone. This is why i hate the s word because i walk around afraid of slipping and and being mentally beat up due to the snow, or being in random snow ball fights or even being hit with snow then pretending like it's ok when i know i'm pissed. So i feel that i can speak for us all when i say fuck you jack frost stay the fuck away, we don't want to deal with your shit.

Fight of the Day

Maximus
Spartacus

Who wins in a fight?

Movie Quote of the Day


"Our arrows will block out the sun"

"Then we shall fight in the shade"


What movie is this quote from?

Fight of the Day

Hercules
Thor

Who wins in a Fight

Fight of the Day

Charlies Angels
 Who wins in a Fight?
Three Musketeers

Fight of the Day

                                Who wins in a Fight ?
Lohan
Duff

Happy Holiday$

When I hear someone say that what they have is old and that's why there life sucks i want to fight them on the spot. OK I get that people are consumed by fashion and the newest technology but when your not happy because the new ipod came out and you have the old one give me a fucking break. this time of the year is the worst and best example of what I'm talking about. what are you getting someone for Christmas? The newest thing that they wanted and needed to have its ridiculous and black Friday is the night that all the people who are people who i would love to fight are out at once. People love the madness of this night, they think that Johnny and Sara need the new toys and cloths or they will not have a good Christmas, or worse that the parents don't love them. Its all bull shit and don't get me wrong I'm not standing on top looking down i am in this cycle also just guess i can see the big picture once i found out that you know who is not real i guess i started thinking (when i had to start buying gifts)  what the hell for. you don't really know what to get people is a huge pain but its in the spirit of Christmas, right? you tell me what a new tv has to do with Jesus being born he was a baby he can't watch it and worse of all we don't even get cake. No I'm not the Grinch but I'm not Elf either, i see myself as more of Ebeneser Scrooge, i am cheap and don't see the point of the holiday. he was smart to save that cash because in January when that bill comes you will wish you were more like him too. I think that i would have given that guys the day of though , that man is cold blooded, i have some soul.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Follow the Leader

Why is being yourself never good enough? Why is it that everyone is trying to be someone else or just something they are not? Think about what we do we see something we want because it looks good on someone else. We think by buying that product that we can be close to the appearance of that person. We compare ourselves to unrealistic goals that are so far from reality that it is not funny. We have an expectation that by going to the gym in the new shoes or in a shirt that you saw on a manikin or a ad, that's what your going to look like. I think the thing that bugs me about it the most is that its not just people are getting new things, do what makes you happy i guess, but don't hold tie your happiness to what the latest and newest thing is. I feel that people get so wrapped up i looks and what they have on that it sickens me. What happen to what you grew up with the morals of its what the person has on the inside that count. where the fuck did that go, when leggings came out we said hell with that, or is it when we start to date that we stop bringing our morals with us. I understand that women have it a million times worse then men and that's an understatement, but really why care. The idea is to look good and we think stars look good and that's what most of people strive for. Then you look at stars who are going on crazy diets trying to get back to the birth weight and others who are killing themselves for their look. Who are they trying to be like?Do you see what i am saying? This is a circle, there looking and trying to be someone else, this game that were all in and its to the point where no one can tell where the start or finish is. Who is following who? So take a step back and do what makes you happy, dress the way you want and don't worry about the person next to you because if your you then, they will probably want to be like you too because your confident.

Movie Quote of the Day

"You've never been to a real school before shut up shut up shut up"
"I didn't say anything"




What Movie is this quote from?

Monday, December 6, 2010

Women in the Mirror

Why do women care about their looks?The reason it's not a big deal for men to not care about there looks is one society and two its the fact we feel we can attract the opposite sex with something other than our looks. Women feel that if they are not pretty that day then they aren't worth anything. All I'm asking for is a 20% look good ratio, so in one week(no including the weekends because when your drinking who cares) dress to impress once. This way guys are on the look out for that day and are excited to see that and not expecting it day in and day out giving women no more reason to stress looks as much. Another thing i have noticed is that it take girls forever to do anything not just get dressed but to pick something out and shop. ooo god why does it take so long for u guys to get things from the mall. i just don't understand why you guys have to touch everything and even if your not planning on buying anything its like I'm in the wrong for saying that this is a waste of time. some one out there please answer these questions. 

The Hypocrites at the top of the Hill

Why is it that this place is so hypocritical? Have you not noticed it? That this school preaches (no pun intended) that we must be a certain way then turn around and does the opposite of what they say. An example of this is they tell you that you should turn off your water when your brushing your teeth, but they have the sprinklers on when it rains outside not just for twenty minutes but all day. They tell you to turn off the lights in the bathroom of your dorm if its night and no one is using it but they have every light on campus on. Have you ever been by the library at night or seen it on a weekend it seems as if the they don't have an off switch in the entire building. Then in building that are locked all weekend there are light on all weekend.  Then you have candles in the church that can be lit and left unattended but in a room your not allowed to have them no questions asked. This school must be trying to say that because the fire is in the church it will not burn down because the lord is watching over it. This is just another testament to the faith factor. 

Movie Quote of the Day

"You want to be making moves on the street, have no attachments have nothing in your life that you can't walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."



What movie is this quote from?

Dance Dance

First i would like to say thank you to one Chris Rooney for the creative Party themes, not sure if he is doing it alone but he is the one sending the invites. I have noticed a surge in the party scene increasing over this past year. When getting here as a freshmen so many years ago the campus parties were so much fun and with the past rule changes and enforcement of these amazing rules school parties became more of a way to get out of the house and enjoy yourself for half an hour and that's if you showed up early. With the "Social Gathering" these days and with the man Rooney having the creative juices flowing with ideas how to make parties more enjoyable the RA's are letting the parties stay longer and people are having more fun. I would say last year was the dark ages of parties on campus, you couldn't have too many people in your house without the authorities making a huge fuss about it. So keep the ugly sweater parties and army themed parties coming. Sorry Poth I know how you HATE dance parties.